Yo, it’s me - Amber 

i was conceived in the back of a blazer in 1984 

& love is my superpower

rap music is my fav

i am a Christ follower

i also cuss daily, teach yoga, and practice reiki

i grew up immersed in purity culture

so you already know i spent most of my teenage years writing letters to my future husband 

& dreaming of my wedding night

 (yes, i signed my life away at a true love waits rally, anyone else?)

i was married by 25 & devastated and divorced by 27

* but don't worry, the second husband worked out *

hugs are my favorite drug

winks are my love language 

& eye contact tells me more than words ever could

i am a personal trainer, so

i love butts -

shaking them 

grabbing them 

making them stronger

& 

y e s - i will be telling you how nice yours is often ✌🏼

i believe our bodies are miraculous vehicles for our souls and deserve to be treated with love, kindness & care

radical honesty & freedom are my highest values

people, churches & religious programming tried to fit my soul into a tiny box but that feels like prison to me

i grew up in church; every time time the doors opened, i wanted to be there

but as an adult church started feeling ick to me 

in 2013 i decided there had to be a more loving path to God that didn’t make me feel so shitty & judged

my divorce had me down, so my doctor recommended me to  an amazing Christian therapist

a therapist who dropped the F bomb within 20 minutes of our very first session

& that f bomb

set

me

F R E E

i couldn't believe this Christian woman cussed & prayed in the same session? 

this one simple expression of duality began my evolution into a deeper, more loving relationship with God

not the angry dad version i had heard about in sermons

but a new direct connection that didn’t have me looking over my shoulder to see if anyone else agreed

for once, i began trusting my intuition (God)

spirit grabbed my hand and lead me on a wild adventure

Jesus & i started kicking it on the daily, going to yoga, playing in nature & embodying p e a c e 

God took me to Reiki 

& i cancelled everything to attend a constellation Bible study that blew my mind  

FF > today, i've never felt so alive, free, & confident in my faith

i never dreamed that God would go with me, even if I didn't go to church 

but i found out that God is 

e v e r y w h e r e 

in everything

just waiting for us to embody our innate divinity that our birthright

so that’s why i’m here - to take you there too 

it’s a divine assignment 

when Jesus showed up in a sexy getaway car - 

i didn’t look back 

this life is a wild ride & i'm here for it

hold on tight or throw your hands up - we’re gonna get there either way ✌🏼

thanks for being here  

i can't wait to learn all about y o u